officialunitedstates:

stigs-mexican-cousin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do u call spaghetti in mexico

espagueti

there is no joke here im just teaching you guys spanish

yo soy mexicano y esto es correcto, felicidades usuario de tumblr officialunitedstates

yes and a feliz navidad to you as well

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Thursday / 2,255 notes / reblog
doctorwho:

A mysterious note from Neil Gaiman: “Am in a mysterious location about to do something mysterious. #DeepBreath”
Thursday / 34,587 notes / reblog
chrishallbeck:

Deep.
Monday / 34,241 notes / reblog
Monday / 7,440 notes / reblog

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature

image

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Monday / 180,501 notes / reblog
artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via australiansanta)

Monday / 164,832 notes / reblog

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

(Source: zanetheaiden, via crystallized-teardrops)

Monday / 884,238 notes / reblog
Monday / 80,306 notes / reblog
archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 
Saturday / 297,475 notes / reblog

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
 image

and
 image

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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