Monday / 3,211 notes / reblog
tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]
Monday / 165,394 notes / reblog

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

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Saturday / 1,288 notes / reblog
Saturday / 90,475 notes / reblog
your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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Friday / 56,503 notes / reblog
chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

dadsofficial:

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

hypertext markup language

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Friday / 58,088 notes / reblog
Friday / 479,695 notes / reblog
Thursday / 222,645 notes / reblog
Thursday / 624,335 notes / reblog

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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